What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Will Colapinto replace Doohan as second driver at Alpine Team during the 2025 season or is just a rumour of Argentine press?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?